Something Clever

This is why I'm hot.
Fri Jun 26

A busted lip=

A good time in my book. Skindred was very fun and upbeat. Although I got headbutted while the strobe lights were flashing did NOT see that coming, literally

Sun Jun 14

Referring to earlier post

She was talking about making me an Ankle Bracelet. Bless her soul.

Taken out of context

  • Me 3: 43am: lmao
  • Her 3: 44am: I'd totally watch that
  • Her 3: 45am: oooh yess, it fits around my ankle now
  • Her 3: 45am: yours isn't too much bigger than that
  • Me 3: 45am: How long is it?
  • Her 3: 45am: exactly as long as my hand
  • Her 3: 45am: from my wrist to middle finger
  • Her 3: 45am: (I don't have a ruler)
Fri Jun 12
Best movie EVER

Best movie EVER

Wed Jun 10

How to irritate your friends 102

  • Me 10: 01pm: Say... If there's a pigeon on the right side of the road and a narwal on the other, you're music station is tuned into 107.7 and you're wife is pregnant. How do you fend off a ninja?
  • Roger 10: 04pm: light yourself on fire
  • Roger 10: 04pm: Ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
  • Me 10: 05pm: OH, great idea, I didnt even think of that
  • Me 10: 05pm: OH and teh narwal totally wont get close to you, you thought of everything didnt you?
  • Roger 10: 05pm: Narwhals are frinedly
  • Roger 10: 05pm: Theyre the jedi of teh sea
  • Me 10: 06pm: Not the narwal I met... He took'd my cookies
  • Roger10: 06pm: dude
  • Roger 10: 06pm: you're a druggie

How to Irritate your friends 101

  • Me 9: 27pm: He had an AXE
  • Me 9: 27pm: and a FRYING PAN
  • Me 9: 27pm: xD
  • Roger 9: 27pm: neat?
  • Me 9: 27pm: YES!!!1!1!!!
  • Me 9: 28pm: And a spaz shotgun
  • Me 9: 28pm: It looks incredible
  • Me 9: 28pm: *came self*
  • Roger 9: 28pm: lol
  • Roger 9: 28pm: gross
  • Me 9: 28pm: Ooopsiii
  • Me 9: 29pm: brb
  • Roger 9: 29pm: k
  • Me 9: 29pm: Sorry, got excited
  • Me 9: 30pm: heard Prototype is the shit
  • Me 9: 31pm: I also heard your mom plays video games?
  • Me 9: 31pm: Is this true?
  • Me 9: 31pm: If so, can you introduce me?
  • Me 9: 32pm: ...would you like a new daddy?
  • Me 9: 32pm: awh....there there
  • Me 9: 32pm: *pats head*
  • Me 9: 33pm: Hush little baby dont say a word, daddys gonna but you a mocking bird
  • Me 9: 33pm: buy* *AHEM*
  • Roger 9: 34pm: Ok that was creepy
  • Me 9: 34pm: Shhhhh now, the worst is over. He can't hurt you annnnnnymore...
  • Me 9: 35pm: Roger was it?
  • Roger 9: 36pm: yes
  • Me 9: 37pm: There there Roger, would you like a lolly?
  • Me 9: 37pm: It's grape
  • Me 9: 39pm: mmmmm
  • Me 9: 39pm: nom nom
  • Roger 9: 40pm: roight
  • Me 9: 40pm: Can you say Daaaaddy?
  • Roger 9: 41pm: your insistence on me killing you knows no bounds does it?
  • Me 9: 42pm: come on, come on, You can do it!
  • Roger 9: 42pm: lies!!!!
  • Me 9: 44pm: you're sooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!
Sometimes they need a little direction.

Sometimes they need a little direction.

xD

xD

I’ll never understand why it’s illegal…

I’ll never understand why it’s illegal…

TEAMWORK FTW!!!
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TEAMWORK FTW!!!

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