Something Clever

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Fri Jun 26

A busted lip=

A good time in my book. Skindred was very fun and upbeat. Although I got headbutted while the strobe lights were flashing did NOT see that coming, literally

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Sun Jun 14

Referring to earlier post

She was talking about making me an Ankle Bracelet. Bless her soul.

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Taken out of context

Me 3: 43am: lmao
Her 3: 44am: I'd totally watch that
Her 3: 45am: oooh yess, it fits around my ankle now
Her 3: 45am: yours isn't too much bigger than that
Me 3: 45am: How long is it?
Her 3: 45am: exactly as long as my hand
Her 3: 45am: from my wrist to middle finger
Her 3: 45am: (I don't have a ruler)

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Fri Jun 12

Best movie EVER

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Wed Jun 10

How to irritate your friends 102

Me 10: 01pm: Say... If there's a pigeon on the right side of the road and a narwal on the other, you're music station is tuned into 107.7 and you're wife is pregnant. How do you fend off a ninja?
Roger 10: 04pm: light yourself on fire
Roger 10: 04pm: Ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
Me 10: 05pm: OH, great idea, I didnt even think of that
Me 10: 05pm: OH and teh narwal totally wont get close to you, you thought of everything didnt you?
Roger 10: 05pm: Narwhals are frinedly
Roger 10: 05pm: Theyre the jedi of teh sea
Me 10: 06pm: Not the narwal I met... He took'd my cookies
Roger10: 06pm: dude
Roger 10: 06pm: you're a druggie

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How to Irritate your friends 101

Me 9: 27pm: He had an AXE
Me 9: 27pm: and a FRYING PAN
Me 9: 27pm: xD
Roger 9: 27pm: neat?
Me 9: 27pm: YES!!!1!1!!!
Me 9: 28pm: And a spaz shotgun
Me 9: 28pm: It looks incredible
Me 9: 28pm: *came self*
Roger 9: 28pm: lol
Roger 9: 28pm: gross
Me 9: 28pm: Ooopsiii
Me 9: 29pm: brb
Roger 9: 29pm: k
Me 9: 29pm: Sorry, got excited
Me 9: 30pm: heard Prototype is the shit
Me 9: 31pm: I also heard your mom plays video games?
Me 9: 31pm: Is this true?
Me 9: 31pm: If so, can you introduce me?
Me 9: 32pm: ...would you like a new daddy?
Me 9: 32pm: awh....there there
Me 9: 32pm: *pats head*
Me 9: 33pm: Hush little baby dont say a word, daddys gonna but you a mocking bird
Me 9: 33pm: buy* *AHEM*
Roger 9: 34pm: Ok that was creepy
Me 9: 34pm: Shhhhh now, the worst is over. He can't hurt you annnnnnymore...
Me 9: 35pm: Roger was it?
Roger 9: 36pm: yes
Me 9: 37pm: There there Roger, would you like a lolly?
Me 9: 37pm: It's grape
Me 9: 39pm: mmmmm
Me 9: 39pm: nom nom
Roger 9: 40pm: roight
Me 9: 40pm: Can you say Daaaaddy?
Roger 9: 41pm: your insistence on me killing you knows no bounds does it?
Me 9: 42pm: come on, come on, You can do it!
Roger 9: 42pm: lies!!!!
Me 9: 44pm: you're sooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!

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Sometimes they need a little direction.

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xD

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I’ll never understand why it’s illegal…

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TEAMWORK FTW!!!

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