June 2009
26 posts
A busted lip=
A good time in my book.
Skindred was very fun and upbeat.
Although I got headbutted while the strobe lights were flashing
did NOT see that coming, literally
Referring to earlier post
She was talking about making me an Ankle Bracelet.
Bless her soul.
Taken out of context
Me 3: 43am: lmao
Her 3: 44am: I'd totally watch that
Her 3: 45am: oooh yess, it fits around my ankle now
Her 3: 45am: yours isn't too much bigger than that
Me 3: 45am: How long is it?
Her 3: 45am: exactly as long as my hand
Her 3: 45am: from my wrist to middle finger
Her 3: 45am: (I don't have a ruler)
How to irritate your friends 102
Me 10: 01pm: Say... If there's a pigeon on the right side of the road and a narwal on the other, you're music station is tuned into 107.7 and you're wife is pregnant. How do you fend off a ninja?
Roger 10: 04pm: light yourself on fire
Roger 10: 04pm: Ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
Me 10: 05pm: OH, great idea, I didnt even think of that
Me 10: 05pm: OH and teh narwal totally wont get close to you, you thought of everything didnt you?
Roger 10: 05pm: Narwhals are frinedly
Roger 10: 05pm: Theyre the jedi of teh sea
Me 10: 06pm: Not the narwal I met... He took'd my cookies
Roger10: 06pm: dude
Roger 10: 06pm: you're a druggie
How to Irritate your friends 101
Me 9: 27pm: He had an AXE
Me 9: 27pm: and a FRYING PAN
Me 9: 27pm: xD
Roger 9: 27pm: neat?
Me 9: 27pm: YES!!!1!1!!!
Me 9: 28pm: And a spaz shotgun
Me 9: 28pm: It looks incredible
Me 9: 28pm: *came self*
Roger 9: 28pm: lol
Roger 9: 28pm: gross
Me 9: 28pm: Ooopsiii
Me 9: 29pm: brb
Roger 9: 29pm: k
Me 9: 29pm: Sorry, got excited
Me 9: 30pm: heard Prototype is the shit
Me 9: 31pm: I also heard your mom plays video games?
Me 9: 31pm: Is this true?
Me 9: 31pm: If so, can you introduce me?
Me 9: 32pm: ...would you like a new daddy?
Me 9: 32pm: awh....there there
Me 9: 32pm: *pats head*
Me 9: 33pm: Hush little baby dont say a word, daddys gonna but you a mocking bird
Me 9: 33pm: buy* *AHEM*
Roger 9: 34pm: Ok that was creepy
Me 9: 34pm: Shhhhh now, the worst is over. He can't hurt you annnnnnymore...
Me 9: 35pm: Roger was it?
Roger 9: 36pm: yes
Me 9: 37pm: There there Roger, would you like a lolly?
Me 9: 37pm: It's grape
Me 9: 39pm: mmmmm
Me 9: 39pm: nom nom
Roger 9: 40pm: roight
Me 9: 40pm: Can you say Daaaaddy?
Roger 9: 41pm: your insistence on me killing you knows no bounds does it?
Me 9: 42pm: come on, come on, You can do it!
Roger 9: 42pm: lies!!!!
Me 9: 44pm: you're sooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!
Stuff evolution CAN'T explain
1) Why heavy fish, like whales, don’t just sink to the bottom of the ocean 2) Why most trees are so much taller than necessary 3) How non-biological animals, like crocodiles and ostriches, came into existence 4) Why sharks haven’t grown legs, moved onto land and taken over the world 5) The existence of invisible species that remain undiscovered
MUHAH
Her 12: 33am: I wish dealers took debit cards
Her 12: 33am: ...and gave them back
Me 12: 31am: lmao!!!!
Me 12: 31am: xD
SICK BURN
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I’m allergic to. FML
“Hostility to youth is the worst vice of the middle-aged.”
– J.A. Spender
Meeting again for the first time.
It’s strange meeting again for the first time. To invision those late nights, the laughs and emotional convorsations that no longer exist. To see them not like they were back then but what has become of them. It’s hard to speak in fear that poorly chosen words could reopen old wounds. A flashback would occur during the first reencounter, A vision that would cause dizziness or nausia...
May 2009
8 posts
“Some people think I’m high on stage. I would never get high before a show,...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via katiekatiekatie0)
I feel cliche. ( I'm touched...)
katiekatiekatie0:
Butterflies when I see you? Check.
Smiles when I think of you? Check.
Constate of grinning because I’m thinking about you probably more than is healthy? Check.
Wants nothing more than to just be with you? Check. x2.
I’m mildly ashamed at the fact that I can relate to SO many chick flicks. Ah well, it’s an excellent feeling, cliches are cliches for a reason.
(there I...
1 tag
Burgos
6red6rum6:
A while ago, im not really sure what day, but i was told that something might be wrong the night that you left my house when you spent the night. that you might have done something. something stupid. After we couldnt get a hold of you for a couple days, i decided to try and call one more time. i was told by your mom that you had gone off to jail. She at first did not want to tell me,...
Amazingly off key.
The speckled stars high in the abyss I always found so lovely to be useless. The eyes in which you gaze so I may take this fire ablaze, so exquisite this feeling of no longer being mono, the connection of souls ( you partake) bearing fruit as sweet and beautiful as the largest, deepest and so colorful of the greatest lake. Your embrase as warming as an October sky, I fear running in circles but...
how...
Fucking embarrassing. Way to go Steve…
Honey,
I’m so sorry for making you worry.
:[
When Insults Had Class
electronicalrattlebag:
laureola:
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” — Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William...
Props
To anyone who can last more than 4 days in Jail.
By the way
Jail fucking sucks
April 2009
11 posts
“You brought existence
To what I never thought could be
A world where eternity...”
– Tim Lambesis
Damn you for being so comforting...
Me: and you’re probably thinking ” shut-up you fucking baby”
Her: No I’m not
Her:I feel bad for sucking at being comforting
Me: I dont need comfort, just time to burry the hatchet
Her: you’re welcome to use my yard, its big. Plenty of space for burrying things
Me: lol
Hello, Mr. Optimist at your service.
I dont always get the colorful end of life
But in the transition from my hand to yours
Somehow it becomes so very radiant
And that is what makes taking all of
This shit, so. worth. while.
This is what I do in my free time. →
It's a change.
I woke up this morning to your scent on my pillow case and I have to say… Thats the first time I’ve ever retired happily from a dream.
It’s funny because I never knew I could like my bed less because some else WASNT on it.
My entire (upper body) smells like you,
katiekatiekatie:
and it’s making me smile every time I turn my head and breathe in.
I would not be against making your smell a part of my smell.
My conversations are kind've like...
ME : I’m lucky I guess ROGER : so is life ME : lucky, life? ROGER : all about luck, yeah ROGER : some people have good ROGER : some have bad ME : I beleive you make your own luck ROGER : with machineguns ME : and claymores ME : yeah ROGER : and shotguns glued to claymores ME : with explosive rounds ME : and zombies ROGER :...
Oh yeah, my fingers move faster than my thought...
Katie 2:32am: oldddddd classic rock-ish type stuff
Me 2:32am: I had no idea
Me 2:33am: Are you sleepy>
Me 2:33am: ?*
Katie: not at all, for some reason lol
Me 2:34am: Is that so>
Me 2:34am: ?* FUCK
Katie 2:35am: lol
Kaite 2:35am: It is so
“To the game of art and literature; my heroes are artists and writers.”
-...”
