June 2009
26 posts
A busted lip=
A good time in my book.
Skindred was very fun and upbeat.
Although I got headbutted while the strobe lights were flashing
did NOT see that coming, literally
Referring to earlier post
She was talking about making me an Ankle Bracelet.
Bless her soul.
Taken out of context
Me 3: 43am: lmao
Her 3: 44am: I'd totally watch that
Her 3: 45am: oooh yess, it fits around my ankle now
Her 3: 45am: yours isn't too much bigger than that
Me 3: 45am: How long is it?
Her 3: 45am: exactly as long as my hand
Her 3: 45am: from my wrist to middle finger
Her 3: 45am: (I don't have a ruler)
How to irritate your friends 102
Me 10: 01pm: Say... If there's a pigeon on the right side of the road and a narwal on the other, you're music station is tuned into 107.7 and you're wife is pregnant. How do you fend off a ninja?
Roger 10: 04pm: light yourself on fire
Roger 10: 04pm: Ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
Me 10: 05pm: OH, great idea, I didnt even think of that
Me 10: 05pm: OH and teh narwal totally wont get close to you, you thought of everything didnt you?
Roger 10: 05pm: Narwhals are frinedly
Roger 10: 05pm: Theyre the jedi of teh sea
Me 10: 06pm: Not the narwal I met... He took'd my cookies
Roger10: 06pm: dude
Roger 10: 06pm: you're a druggie
How to Irritate your friends 101
Me 9: 27pm: He had an AXE
Me 9: 27pm: and a FRYING PAN
Me 9: 27pm: xD
Roger 9: 27pm: neat?
Me 9: 27pm: YES!!!1!1!!!
Me 9: 28pm: And a spaz shotgun
Me 9: 28pm: It looks incredible
Me 9: 28pm: *came self*
Roger 9: 28pm: lol
Roger 9: 28pm: gross
Me 9: 28pm: Ooopsiii
Me 9: 29pm: brb
Roger 9: 29pm: k
Me 9: 29pm: Sorry, got excited
Me 9: 30pm: heard Prototype is the shit
Me 9: 31pm: I also heard your mom plays video games?
Me 9: 31pm: Is this true?
Me 9: 31pm: If so, can you introduce me?
Me 9: 32pm: ...would you like a new daddy?
Me 9: 32pm: awh....there there
Me 9: 32pm: *pats head*
Me 9: 33pm: Hush little baby dont say a word, daddys gonna but you a mocking bird
Me 9: 33pm: buy* *AHEM*
Roger 9: 34pm: Ok that was creepy
Me 9: 34pm: Shhhhh now, the worst is over. He can't hurt you annnnnnymore...
Me 9: 35pm: Roger was it?
Roger 9: 36pm: yes
Me 9: 37pm: There there Roger, would you like a lolly?
Me 9: 37pm: It's grape
Me 9: 39pm: mmmmm
Me 9: 39pm: nom nom
Roger 9: 40pm: roight
Me 9: 40pm: Can you say Daaaaddy?
Roger 9: 41pm: your insistence on me killing you knows no bounds does it?
Me 9: 42pm: come on, come on, You can do it!
Roger 9: 42pm: lies!!!!
Me 9: 44pm: you're sooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!
Stuff evolution CAN'T explain
1) Why heavy fish, like whales, don’t just sink to the bottom of the ocean 2) Why most trees are so much taller than necessary 3) How non-biological animals, like crocodiles and ostriches, came into existence 4) Why sharks haven’t grown legs, moved onto land and taken over the world 5) The existence of invisible species that remain undiscovered
MUHAH
Her 12: 33am: I wish dealers took debit cards
Her 12: 33am: ...and gave them back
Me 12: 31am: lmao!!!!
Me 12: 31am: xD
SICK BURN
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I’m allergic to. FML
“Hostility to youth is the worst vice of the middle-aged.”
– J.A. Spender
Meeting again for the first time.
It’s strange meeting again for the first time. To invision those late nights, the laughs and emotional convorsations that no longer exist. To see them not like they were back then but what has become of them. It’s hard to speak in fear that poorly chosen words could reopen old wounds. A flashback would occur during the first reencounter, A vision that would cause dizziness or nausia...
