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Wed Jun 10

How to Irritate your friends 101

  • Me 9: 27pm: He had an AXE
  • Me 9: 27pm: and a FRYING PAN
  • Me 9: 27pm: xD
  • Roger 9: 27pm: neat?
  • Me 9: 27pm: YES!!!1!1!!!
  • Me 9: 28pm: And a spaz shotgun
  • Me 9: 28pm: It looks incredible
  • Me 9: 28pm: *came self*
  • Roger 9: 28pm: lol
  • Roger 9: 28pm: gross
  • Me 9: 28pm: Ooopsiii
  • Me 9: 29pm: brb
  • Roger 9: 29pm: k
  • Me 9: 29pm: Sorry, got excited
  • Me 9: 30pm: heard Prototype is the shit
  • Me 9: 31pm: I also heard your mom plays video games?
  • Me 9: 31pm: Is this true?
  • Me 9: 31pm: If so, can you introduce me?
  • Me 9: 32pm: ...would you like a new daddy?
  • Me 9: 32pm: awh....there there
  • Me 9: 32pm: *pats head*
  • Me 9: 33pm: Hush little baby dont say a word, daddys gonna but you a mocking bird
  • Me 9: 33pm: buy* *AHEM*
  • Roger 9: 34pm: Ok that was creepy
  • Me 9: 34pm: Shhhhh now, the worst is over. He can't hurt you annnnnnymore...
  • Me 9: 35pm: Roger was it?
  • Roger 9: 36pm: yes
  • Me 9: 37pm: There there Roger, would you like a lolly?
  • Me 9: 37pm: It's grape
  • Me 9: 39pm: mmmmm
  • Me 9: 39pm: nom nom
  • Roger 9: 40pm: roight
  • Me 9: 40pm: Can you say Daaaaddy?
  • Roger 9: 41pm: your insistence on me killing you knows no bounds does it?
  • Me 9: 42pm: come on, come on, You can do it!
  • Roger 9: 42pm: lies!!!!
  • Me 9: 44pm: you're sooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!