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Wed Jun 10

How to irritate your friends 102

  • Me 10: 01pm: Say... If there's a pigeon on the right side of the road and a narwal on the other, you're music station is tuned into 107.7 and you're wife is pregnant. How do you fend off a ninja?
  • Roger 10: 04pm: light yourself on fire
  • Roger 10: 04pm: Ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
  • Me 10: 05pm: OH, great idea, I didnt even think of that
  • Me 10: 05pm: OH and teh narwal totally wont get close to you, you thought of everything didnt you?
  • Roger 10: 05pm: Narwhals are frinedly
  • Roger 10: 05pm: Theyre the jedi of teh sea
  • Me 10: 06pm: Not the narwal I met... He took'd my cookies
  • Roger10: 06pm: dude
  • Roger 10: 06pm: you're a druggie